February 2012
237 posts
hom0sapiens:
I laugh every time I hear the phrase “homosexual agenda”. Like they have little planners and are following schedules.
8:45 am: eat cereal 9:30 am: ruin the sanctity of marriage 10:30am: be fabulous
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
samanthasailormarsfrost:
My boyfriend just pried the blanket away from me so he could watch The Walking Dead in the other room
and when he was walking away I heard him whisper
“Bitch be on my blankey”
Spotify
has been my savior since I discovered the comedy albums. Oh my god.
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As a Doctor Who fan....
All I can think when I see all the gleeks getting upset over people dying is…
I get that there are bigger issues involved in Glee tonight but OHMYGOD ROSE AND THE DOCTOR. YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND A SMALLER GLASS CASE OF EMOTIONS TO BE STUFFED INTO.
Basically you should quit bitching mainly because… MOFFAT …. is not one of your writers. Seriously, he delights in making fans...
fantastic-way-to-kill-sometime asked: 1, 9, 4, 12, 20
Questions actually worth answering.
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time?
2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color.
3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on?
4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
5: If you were given the opportunity to spend 48 hours with absolutely anyone (living or dead), who would you spend it with and what would you do?
6: Name a LEAST favorite of each: food, drink, color.
7: What do you spend most of your money on?
8: What kind of underwear do you prefer wearing?
9: Name a LEAST favorite of each: book, movie, tv show.
10: If you were sat on a plane beside your favorite celebrity, what would you do?
11: What is the strangest thing you have in your room? (You are not allowed to explain why you own it.)
12: What is a weird habit you have, or people have told you have. (Weird, not bad. No nail biting or any of that nonsense.)
13: What would you consider to be the biggest insult to yourself?
14: What are five things you absolutely have to have in your dream house?
15: If you could be reincarnated as any animal, which would you chose and why?
16: Which band (current or past) would you want to go on tour* with? (*Travel with, not preform with.)
17: Name a favorite of each: band, album, song.
18: Why is your favorite band your favorite?
19: How many concerts have you attended? Which was your favorite? Least favorite? If none, who do you want to see live the most?
20: What is one of your favorite song lyrics? (Who is it by?)
21: Who do you ship?
22: What band merch do you own? If any, whose is it and when did you get it? If none, whose do you wish you owned?
23: How did you learn of the band that is currently your favorite?
24: What celebrity do you idolize the most?
25: Which member from which band would you most want to lather in nutella?
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for all those concerned ( or just creeping on me)
this isn’t about some girl or something stupid like that.
okay maybe seriously 10% that but whatever I am used to it at this point
There are some family issues going on, and I hate hate FUCKING HATE how I am kept in the dark on this shit. I need to know.
He is my relative too.
I love him too.
I can’t stand to lose him just as much as you.
theworstofthewildlife replied to your post: I...
I am definitely considering it brah. My first thought though was how I do that and drink at the same time… hmmm….
“More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of myself....”
– (via them00n-andback)
“You have a choice. Live or die. Every breath is a choice. Every minute is a...”
– Survivor, Chuck Pahlaniuk. (via androidnoises)
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I definitely don't consider myself
an alcoholic, but I will admit that lately I have turned straight to the bottle when things get too hard.
But i don’t that really counts though, seeing as it isn’t really helping any.
I still feel everything.
The reality of what might be happening this time is keeping me completely sober . Look at this post, can you honestly tell I’ve drank two entire bottles of champagne all by myself tonight? I do it to numb the pain but my God… this time it just isn’t working
I can’t deal with a funeral right now. I can’t have someone else leave me.
Please don’t give up.
Please...
I can't handle both of these things at once
You just disappearing again and my uncle being in the hospital.
Alcohol isn’t even taking the edge off this time.
I just want to run away from everything.
Our anxiety problems are literally opposite...
This is more of me stating the obvious.
“I don’t need your pussy, bitch. I’m on my own dick”
– Actual quote from a Kanye West lyric
I can’t make this shit up.
