Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

BUT I WANT A GIRL TO GROW ON ME LIKE SHE IS E.COLI AND I AM ROOM TEMPERATURE CANADIAN BEEF.

THAT IS BEAUTIFUL OKAY. 

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